Citations de films

Citation de film préférer?

«It's all in the mind, y'know.»
George Harrison, Yellow Submarine

Y'en a tellement, mais dernièrement:

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Hedwig - The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me. Tommy, can you hear me? From this milkless tit you have sucked the very business we call show!

Pump Up the Volume

Mark - Rise up in the cafeteria and stab them with your plastic forks!

Yesterday, an 80 year old librarian broke my penis

De Ferris Buler's Day Off...(un des meilleurs films au monde)

- My best friend's sister's boyfriend's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going out with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

-He'll keep calling me. He'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is... this is ridiculous. Ok...I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. ... I'll go......I'll go.

- I heard you were feeling ill. Headache, fever and a chill...I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to...

-The question isn't what are we going to do, it's what aren't we going to do.

- Pardon my french, but if you stuck a piece of coal up his ass, in two weeks you would have a diamond.

Ok ben ...j'en sauve pour un autre journée...

the nihlists in the big lebowski

DIETER
Vee belief in nossing, Lebowski!
NOSSING!!

DUDE
Jesus Christ!

FIRST MAN
Tomorrow vee come back und cut off
your chonson.

DUDE
Excuse me?

FIRST MAN
I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!

SECOND MAN
Just sink about zat, Lebowski.

FIRST MAN
Ja, your viggly penis, Lebowski.

SECOND MAN
Ja, und maybe vee stamp on it und
skvush it, Lebowski!

Here are my all time 6 favorites

-->-May the force be with you. -Yoda
-Use the force, Luke! - (Star Wars)



-->My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates…you never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

-->I have nipples, Greg, would you milk me? - Meet the parents

-->Hastalavista baby! - The terminator

-->E.T. phone home! -E.T.

ti_pat13 a écrit:

-->-May the force be with you. -Yoda

Tip de la journée:
(Pas que c'est très important et ne prenez moi pas pour un Star Wars freak, mais) C'est Obiwan Kinobi qui aurait dit ça, pas Yoda. À l'envers, Yoda parle toujours.

Kate, it's time for you to put your mouth where our balls are. -Dodgeball
Come on! I've got better runs in my shorts! -Dodgeball

Oui t'a raison man, c'est pas yoda. J'avais paster le mauvais nom (got caught)

"Ni! Ni! NI!"
-The knights that say «Ni»

Sire_Denys a écrit:

"Ni! Ni! NI!"
-The knights that say «Ni»

oui certainement une des meilleures parties du film!! jadore le shrubbery part.

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur: Who are you?
Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!
Arthur: No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"!
Knight of Ni: The same.
Other Knight of Ni: Who are we?
Knight of Ni: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm!
Arthur: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knight of Ni: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who
lives beyond these woods.
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
Arthur: Well what is it you want?
Knight of Ni: We want.....

A SHRUBBERY!!!!

Arthur: A WHAT?
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
Arthur: No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will neverpass through this wood... alive.
Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: One that looks nice.
Arthur: Of course!
Knight of Ni: And not too expensive.
Arthur: Yes!
Knight of Ni: Noowwwww.... GO!

**

Arthur: O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Knight of Ni: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.
But there is one small problem....
Arthur: What is that?
Knight of Ni: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
Other Knights of Ni: Ni! Shh! Shh!
Knight of Ni: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Other Knight of Ni: Ni!
Knight of Ni: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Arthur: What is this test, O Knights of.....
Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"?
Knight of Ni: Firstly, you must find....

ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!

Arthur: Oh not another shrubbery!!
Knight of Ni: THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
running down the middle.
Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Sh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the
mightiest tree in the forest...
Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!

ahh un classique.

De le deuxième fils des Dighty Ducks: D2

- Quack attack is back Jack!!

quelqu 'un sait qu'es-ce qui est arriver a emilio estevez?

je pense pas qu'il y a quelque chose en spécifique...just staying out of the spotlight...comme il y a un reunion de comme 15 ou 20 ans pour le cast du Breakfast CLub (pour ceux qui le connaissent pas c'est un film des les 80's qu'il est dedans) ...anyway..il est le seul cast member qui ne vas pas ...hense...staying out of the spotlight

Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.


Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: No, I'm not.



Soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.








mais la meilleure:
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well she turned me into a newt.
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ...I got better.

LMAO!!! The search for the holy grail, best movie of all time!!! J'aime les killer rabbits.

isabelle a écrit:

LMAO!!! The search for the holy grail, best movie of all time!!! J'aime les killer rabbits.

oui!!!!

bring out the holy hand grenade!**

Space Balls...Extrêment drôle!!!
" The name'e Barf. I'm a mog, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

Je dois dire que j'ai aimer toute les Star Wars...toute les Lord of the Rings et toute les Back to the future!
Mais ne dois pas oublier la grenouille et la baleine! LOL

The guy with the outrageous franch accent: I fart in your general direction!

La p'tite vielle de Bad Santa: Let me fix you some sandwiches!

J'ai oublié son nom (team america): I know you type of guys, you're the kind of guys that offer me a big part in a movie then ask me to put my fingers inside and suck your dick...

et aussi le gros speech de Dicks Pussy's and Assholes

Ne faut pas oublier le dernier Matrix...c'est mon dialogue préférer! Celui entre Neo et Smith!

Smith: Welcome back Mr. Anderson, we missed you! (Pause) Like what i’ve done with the place?
Neo: It ends tonight!
Smith: I know it does, i’ve seen it! Thats why the rest of me is just going to sit back and enjoy the show! Cause we already know im the one who beats you!

(Fighting)

Smith:Can you feel it Mr. Anderson? Closing in on you? Oh I can! I have to thank you after all it was your life who taugh me the purpose of all life! The purpose of life is to die!

(Fighting)

Smith: Why Mr. Anderson? Why? Why? Why do you do it? Why? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you are fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know?
Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions Mr. Anderson vagueries of perception....temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the matrix itself. Although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love.

You must be able to see it Mr Anderson. You must know it by now...You cant win, its pointless to keep fighting.

Why Mr Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?

Neo: Because I CHOOSE to!

AWESOME!!!

yeah agent smith is pretty bad ass...